Monday, January 21, 2013

WOULD YOU HELP ME WITH CAPTIONS...

...and earn yourself a piece of immortality?

all you have to do is write a funny (or tragic) caption for following plates:




I am sure you can already imagine your pleasure when, twenty years from now, the plate will bi sold by Sotheby's for disgusting sum of euros:

"...and now for special treat...we have a hand drawn  plate,  collectors issue no.24, handwritten with a inspirational caption by Jorg234...going for 150.000 Eur...going once...going twice..."



sadly,  I am terribly greedy and I don't want to offer you a share of profit  BUT I will credit you  on the art work  (caption BY Jorg234)

 AND will mention you in my biography.









16 comments:

alcessa said...

Striček gleda, kot da bi hotel reči: I sink I saw a pusiket

yemamaya said...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen

ITAK

matilda said...

I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking.
/Pločevinko iz Čarovnika iz Oza/
...tule si recimo predstavljam enga boya a la Cankar, ko mati skrušeno sedijo na pručki in jokajo v sebi

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
/Billy Madison/
..ponovno en tak fensišmensi ljepotan, ko se gleda v ogledalu in voska brke

There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.
/de Niro v Casinoju/
tu vidim mojega prastrega ata, navoskani brki, oči ko more, cigara med prsti, potem ko je zaigral hišo v Zagrebškem Casinoju cca leto 1935

You can't lose someone you never had
/How to loose a guy in ten days...jaaa, oskarja ne bo nikoli dobil/
...en dečko a la France, saj veš, čupa a la Morison, pogled sosedovega bigla....

I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest
/Jack Sparrow/
eh, spet sem pri lepih bad boječkotih, hmmm a la Vronsky?

Calling someone fat doesnt make you any skinnier.
/mean girls/
Ena taka kisla tercialka s peresom v lasulji

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
/Bruce Almighty/
ena taka the Woman with balls aka Countess of Grantham

It lasted forever,
And ended so soon.
/Juno/
hmmm...Veronika Deseniška?

We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
/osliček iz Šreka/
Kleopatra Cezarju

še boljše pa bi bilo začeti stavek in ga končati po Frišno;*

stavkiče sem si sposodila kar po vrstnem redu na prvi strani, ki mi jo je ponudil Uncle Google















PolonaP said...

am inspired

Tina said...

Who ate the last one?

studio13 said...

Uf to je pa odgovorna naloga, si bom morala mal več časa vzet. Sem namreč prišla sam pokukat, zdej pa tole...nekaj za razmišljat. Ne, resno v biografijo bi pa nadvse rada prilezla...tko da, mal še razmislim, pa se vrnem :).
Aja, pa ful so dobri krožniki.

studio13 said...

No zdej sem pa prebrala matildine in se vdam. Nepremagljiva si draga moja, se ti ne zdi Frišna?

tjasa said...

Za strička predlagam: "C'est ne pas une bite."

Prav smili se mi, kak' nos si mu naredila, bwahaha.

tjasa said...

Za tetko pa: "Chopped mouse?! But you said choc mousse?!?"

PolonaP said...

1. Tjaša, ti si si prislužila nesmrtnost.
2. Studio, Matilda vedno zmaga.Ne bi hotela z njo istih fantov pecat
3.Yema in woody gresta v arhiv-dobista svojo podobco, moram samo pogruntat, ali bo bolje izgledal blazno trapast model, ki trdi da ni intelektualec al čem narisat kar Woodija
4. breaking heart...tle bi skoraj RES morala narisati pločevinkota
5.pa Kleopatro bomo tudi imeli. Na ta velikem krožniku!!!!!

yemamaya said...

ad 3.- z mojim subtilnim in prefinjenim smislom za (h)umor *kofkof/blush* bi pri teh slinih verzih o intelektualcih vizualizirala bolj Arnolda, ne tolk Woodya. V najslabš primeru pa enga mečkenga mulca, z liziko, debelimi špeglami in kapco na propeler, uno iz miki miške stripov.

tjasa said...

Oooo, iha :)
A boš pokazala tudi končane (torej tiste, ki jih čez par let na Sotheby'su čakamo)?

matilda said...

kleopatra bi seveda namesto vaflov lahko zjutraj šmorn pripravljala.

Špela said...

Če še kar zbirate predloge, bi za gospo mogoče tegale:

“At my age, I can’t plan that far ahead. I don’t even buy green bananas.“
Muriel - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

gospod pa
I'm gay - although nowadays more in theory than in practice.
Graham iz istega filma

Anch said...

Meni pa tale možakar izgleda tak Anglež, ki je pobegnil iz Doylovega Sherlocka Holmesa... Zato predlagam meni ljub Sherlockov citat:

"What one man can invent another can discover."

PolonaP said...

hahaha, Špela in Anch, TOP!

Bom zbirala napise še dolgo in za vsako idejo sem hvaležna.